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| Jokes And Funny short Stories About Sports |
| 10 March 2010 |
Eriksson Epidemic
We know that Svennis suffers from a failure to keep his todger in his pants, but the front page of everyone's free paper Metro claiming that he is being 'partly blamed' for the rise in sex diseases among young people may be just a tad unfair. Surely he can't have slept with them all. | | 09 March 2010 |
| A true Bobby Knight story recalled as best as can be remembered from the "Morning Briefing" section of the L.A. Times: In the '80 Olympics, the U.S. basketball team, coached by Bobby Knight, played and beat the Chinese team handily. When asked about the win, Bobby said, "It was alot of fun playing the Chinese, but an hour later, we wanted to play them again." | | 08 March 2010 |
Winning Run
Little Billy rushed home after his Little League game, threw open the door and was jumping up and down with excitement.
"How was the game, son? How did you do?" asked his father, who was unable to attend the game.
"You aren't going to believe it, Dad," Billy exclaimed, "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"That's wonderful," his dad said. "How did you do that?"
"I dropped the bat!" | | 07 March 2010 |
The Perfect Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here." | | 06 March 2010 |
There was once a girl called ulrika,
whose sex life could have been sweeter.
She was battered by Stan,
Sven wasn't a fan
and was raped by a cu*t from Blue Peter! |
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| 1. You can find photos of many sports celebrities on this
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